Dish Towels - Humor

Friends are God's way of apologizing for your relatives. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flou...

 "Here's to family and friends and the alcohol that makes this possible." Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill Not a Flour ...

 "I smile because you're my mother. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it" Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Tw...

"I now know how it will end for me. One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone!" Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 1...

"Let me get you a straw so you can suck the life out of someone else." Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill Not a Flour Sac...

 "Life Rule: Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions." Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill White with Black Str...

"My Wrinkles are all from Laughter. Except the ones between my brows. Those are WTF Line and They Run Deep!"   • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotto...

"Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden." Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill Not a Flour Sack Wh...

Too old for Snapchat. Too young for life alert. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • ...

What rhymes with Friday? Vodka. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • Hand Printed • P...

"Woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right and exercise. That was hours ago when I was younger and full of hope." Great Gift Machi...

 If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine you are an amateur and we can't be friends.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill • 16x2...

I’m currently experiencing Life at the rate of multiple WTF’s per hour.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches • Machine Washable...

"It's called KARMA and it's pronounced ha, ha fuck you" Cotton Towel White with Black Trim Not a Flour Sack 16 X 26 Machine Washable Fun Kitchen T...

 "I was one under today…one under a tree, one under a bush and one under the lake." Great Gift 100% Cotton Twill 16 X 26 White with Black Trim No...

Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Alcohol…your choice. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • ...

"Let's try and keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today" •Fun Kitchen Tea Towel 100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches Machine Washable  Not a Flour Sack ...

 "I've finally reached The Wonder Years. Wonder where I parked the car? Wonder where I left my phone? Wonder where my glasses are? Wonder what day...

Here we salt Margaritas, not sidewalks.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill 16x26 inches Machine Washable  Not a Flour Sack  Hand Printed  P...

"Alcoholic? No, my Dear, I prefer the term Drinking Enthusiast"  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches Machine Washable  Not a Fl...

"The fact that there's a Highway to Hell, but only a Staircase too Heaven say a lot about anticipated Traffic Numbers!"  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  10...

"Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?" 16 X 26 White with Black Trim 100% Cotton Twill Not a Flour Sack Makes a Great Gift...

Brunch: The Socially Acceptable Excuse For Day Drinking! Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches • Machine Washable  Not a Flour Sa...

According to this box of Mac and Cheese, I'm a family of 4.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches  Machine Washable  Not a Flour...