Dish Towels - Humor

"The fact that there's a Highway to Hell, but only a Staircase too Heaven say a lot about anticipated Traffic Numbers!"  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  10...

"Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?" 16 X 26 White with Black Trim 100% Cotton Twill Not a Flour Sack Makes a Great Gift...

Brunch: The Socially Acceptable Excuse For Day Drinking! Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches • Machine Washable  Not a Flour Sa...

According to this box of Mac and Cheese, I'm a family of 4.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches  Machine Washable  Not a Flour...

 YOU THINK ITS BAD NOW IN 20 YEARS OUR COUNTRY WILL BE RUN BY PEOPLE HOMESCHOOLED BY DAY DRINKERS Dish Towel White with Black Trim 16 X 26 100 % C...

I wake up with a good attitude every day then idiots happen. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a...

 BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO HAVE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WITH A     PSYCHO Dish Towel Great Gift 16 X 26 100% Cotton Twill Not a Sack Ma...

"They say Good Things take time. That's why I'm always late." Great Gift White with Black Trim 100% Cotton Twill Machine Washable Dish Towel Not a...

Damn right, I'm good in bed. I can stay there all-day.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour S...

As we get older our secrets are safe with our friends because they can't remember them either. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 ...

I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this old before! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • N...

 "A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world Oh, sorry, that's Wine. Wine does that!" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% ...

 "You can't buy love but you can rescue it!" Great Gift White with Black Trim 100% Cotton Twill Machine Washable 16 X 26

Apparently, wine is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?". • BEST SELLER •Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • M...

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a ...

 "Don't worry Dishes. NOBODY is doing me either" Great Gift 16 X 26 100% Cotton Twill Machine Washable White with Black Trim

Dance like no one is Watching, but Text and Email like it will be read in court one day! WHITE - BLACK LINED TRIM "Dance like no one is watching b...

If you know, You Know!   WHITE - BLACK LINED TRIM "IDK, IDC, IDGAF" 100% Cotton Dish Towel, Tea Towel Great Gift

Retired, Under New Management...See Grandchildren for Instructions!   WHITE - BLACK LINED TRIM "RETIRED, Under New Management, See grandchildren f...

Just once I'd like to see a Medicine Label that says " May Cause Weight Loss, Remove Wrinkles, and Increase Energy!!"   WHITE - BLACK LINED TRIM "...

When I Said " I'm here for you" I didn't realize you were so Frickin' Needy! WHITE - BLACK LINED TRIM "When I said I'm here for you, I didn't real...

When you're with your Best Friend, it doesn't matter whose idea it was, as long as your Alibis Match! WHITE - BLACK LINED TRIM "When you're with y...