Dish Towels - Humor

Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. • BEST SELLER • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Was...

Family get-togethers are a trip….right to the liquor store. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • No...

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. • BEST SELLER • Fun Kitchen Tea Towe...

He called me a Bitch. I called him an ambulance. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sa...

At my age "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot! • BEST SELLER •Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Mac...

Any Woman Looking For A Husband, Has Obviously Never Had One! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not...

Drinking Bloody Marys is as close to juicing as I will get. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not ...

Family drama the gift that keeps on giving. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • ...

I meditate. I do yoga. I chant... and I still want to smack someone! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washabl...

I almost had an I need a man moment.. Then I was able to get the bottle open. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machin...

Nurses can't fix stupid but they can sedate it. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack ...

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. • Fun Ki...

Sitting by my husband, I said "I Love You". He replied "Is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "It's me, Talking to the wine". • Fun Kitchen Tea...

Dog Hair: A fashion accessory and a condiment. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • H...

Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable •...

I laughed so hard a tear ran down my leg! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • Hand P...

Nothing says “I mean Business” like using a cart at the liquor store • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable...

Pilates?...I thought you said "pie and lattes" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • H...

Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a...

Cat Hair: A fashion accessory and a condiment. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • H...

"Sometimes you run into people who Change your Life for the Better... those people are called... Bartenders" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton ...

"What do you call a person who's happy on Monday? RETIRED" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Fl...

The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else surely does. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotto...

As a man, you do have a choice: you can be right or…you can be happy. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable...