Dish Towels - Humor

So, who is this "Moderation" everyone tells me to drink with? • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a...

Friends are God's way of apologizing for your relatives. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flou...

"People my age climb mountains? I'm lucky getting my legs through my Underwear without losing my balance!" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Tw...

 "I'm sorry I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for MUTE." Great Gift Machine Washable 100% Cotton Twill Hand Painted Not a Flo...

Any Women Looking For a Husband, Has Obviously Never Had One! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a...

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks Some asshole has my pen!" Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill...

Every woman has at least 1 challenge in life.. Either she marries it or gives birth to it. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inch...

Friends are God's way of apologizing for your relatives. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flou...

"I now know how it will end for me. One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone!" Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 1...

"Let me get you a straw so you can suck the life out of someone else." Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill Not a Flour Sac...

 "Life Rule: Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions." Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill White with Black Str...

"My Wrinkles are all from Laughter. Except the ones between my brows. Those are WTF Line and They Run Deep!"   • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotto...

"Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden." Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill Not a Flour Sack Wh...

Too old for Snapchat. Too young for life alert. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • ...

What rhymes with Friday? Vodka. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • Hand Printed • P...

 If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine you are an amateur and we can't be friends.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill • 16x2...

I’m currently experiencing Life at the rate of multiple WTF’s per hour.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches • Machine Washable...

"It's called KARMA and it's pronounced ha, ha fuck you" Cotton Towel White with Black Trim Not a Flour Sack 16 X 26 Machine Washable Fun Kitchen T...

 "I was one under today…one under a tree, one under a bush and one under the lake." Great Gift 100% Cotton Twill 16 X 26 White with Black Trim No...

Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Alcohol…your choice. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • ...

"Let's try and keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today" •Fun Kitchen Tea Towel 100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches Machine Washable  Not a Flour Sack ...

 "I've finally reached The Wonder Years. Wonder where I parked the car? Wonder where I left my phone? Wonder where my glasses are? Wonder what day...

Here we salt Margaritas, not sidewalks.  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill 16x26 inches Machine Washable  Not a Flour Sack  Hand Printed  P...

"Alcoholic? No, my Dear, I prefer the term Drinking Enthusiast"  Fun Kitchen Tea Towel  100% Cotton Twill  16x26 inches Machine Washable  Not a Fl...