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Nothing says “I mean Business” like using a cart at the liquor store • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable...

Pilates?...I thought you said "pie and lattes" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • H...

Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a...

"After snacking, I have to show my Hands to the Dog... like I'm a Black Jack Dealer! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • M...

Cat Hair: A fashion accessory and a condiment. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • H...

"Sometimes you run into people who Change your Life for the Better... those people are called... Bartenders" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton ...

"What do you call a person who's happy on Monday? RETIRED" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Fl...

"I wouldn't mind Hot Flashes half as much, if they burned off some thigh and butt fat, while they're at it!" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton ...

The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else surely does. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotto...

Some days you eat salad and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and put on yoga pants. It's called balance. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Co...

Grandchildren, the reward you get for not strangling your teenagers. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable ...

Doctors recommend a glass of wine daily. Thankfully I have 6 doctors. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable...

As a man, you do have a choice: you can be right or…you can be happy. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable...

So, who is this "Moderation" everyone tells me to drink with? • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a...

Friends are God's way of apologizing for your relatives. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flou...

"Getting Older is just one body part after another saying "Ha, you think that's bad? Watch this!" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x...

"My alarm doesn't have a snooze button. It had PAWS." • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour S...

"People my age climb mountains? I'm lucky getting my legs through my Underwear without losing my balance!" • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Tw...

 "I hate it when I put something in a safe place then it's pretty much lost forever." Great Gift 100% Cotton Twill Machine Washable White with Bl...

 "I'm sorry I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for MUTE." Great Gift Machine Washable 100% Cotton Twill Hand Painted Not a Flo...

 IT USED TO TAKE A VILLAGE NOW IT TAKES A VINEYARD Great Gift 100% Cotton Twill White with Black Trim Machine Washable Hand Painted Size 16 x 26 ...

Any Women Looking For a Husband, Has Obviously Never Had One! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a...

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks Some asshole has my pen!" Great Gift Machine Washable Hand Painted 100% Cotton Twill...

Every woman has at least 1 challenge in life.. Either she marries it or gives birth to it. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inch...