Dish Towels - Humor

e-Harmony matched me up with Jose Cuervo. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • ...

Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. • BEST SELLER • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Was...

Family get-togethers are a trip….right to the liquor store. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • No...

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. • BEST SELLER • Fun Kitchen Tea Towe...

Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car. I opened the door and pushed him out. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • M...

He called me a Bitch. I called him an ambulance. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sa...

At my age "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot! • BEST SELLER •Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Mac...

"Around here we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the porch and give it a cocktail." • BEST SELLER •Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • ...

Any Woman Looking For A Husband, Has Obviously Never Had One! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not...

Drinking Bloody Marys is as close to juicing as I will get. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not ...

"Every Woman's Dream is that a man Takes her in his arms, Tosses her into bed and CLEANS the whole house... while SHE sleeps." • Fun Kitchen Tea T...

Family drama the gift that keeps on giving. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • ...

I meditate. I do yoga. I chant... and I still want to smack someone! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washabl...

I almost had an I need a man moment.. Then I was able to get the bottle open. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machin...

"If you had to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny for the rest of your life, which one would you choose...Red or White? " • Fu...

Nurses can't fix stupid but they can sedate it. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack ...

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. • Fun Ki...

Sitting by my husband, I said "I Love You". He replied "Is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "It's me, Talking to the wine". • Fun Kitchen Tea...

Tequila the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, how did I end up on the floor medicine. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • M...

I don't always roll a joint, but when i do, it's…my ankle. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Fl...

Dog Hair: A fashion accessory and a condiment. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • H...

Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first. • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable •...

Golfer's Prayer…God grant me the Serenity to accept the shots I miss, the courage to try, try again, and the wisdom to not throw my clubs in the la...

I laughed so hard a tear ran down my leg! • Fun Kitchen Tea Towel • 100% Cotton Twill • 16x26 inches • Machine Washable • Not a Flour Sack • Hand P...